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The Republicans have started the attack on Kerry by introducing a new brand of ketcup: W(ashington)-ketchup. In contrast to Heinz-ketchup, it’s all American, referring to Kerry’s wife’s European roots. Has Mr. Bush forgotten that his own oil comes from the Middle East as well, not just from American soil? And that it’s no longer black, but red with the blood of soldiers and innocent citizens? I think I like the colour red of Heinz ketchup a lot better.